Please explain why you are able to tell time, do double digit addition and subtraction, and read big words, but putting cars in a red bucket or Wii remotes behind cabinet doors is "too hard" for you!
Furthermore, please explain how you are able to make the slightest of adjustments to perfect your golf swing, but pulling the covers up on your bed is a skill beyond your abilities.
Anxiously awaiting your explanation,
Mommy
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Dear Emily,
Please explain what it is about laying down in your bed and going to sleep that is so incredibly difficult. And what is it about your bed that makes you have to go poopy?
Furthermore, please explain how you are able to go without nutrition for such extended periods of time. And why is it that "kid food" does not appeal to you?
Anticipating your full explanation,
Mommy
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Dear Molly,
You are barely 14 months old, so please explain how you learned to throw tantrums like a two year old pro!
Furthermore, please explain how you are able to argue with such passion even though you are not yet verbal.
In anticipation of your (nonverbal) explanation,
Mommy
5 comments:
Hmmmm, on the poopy thing. I can't tell you how many nights we are ready to leave Gemma's room and hear, "I have to make poooooopies." Must be a common theme among three-year-old girls.
To her credit, she most always goes once being sat upon the toilet. Why she couldn't go before bed, though, still mystifies me....
My son Isaac is 6 1/2 and he still has to poop after he goes to bed. At least half the time. At least now he is old enough that I don't have to be a part of it.
hilarious. and the picture at the end goes perfecty with it.
i share many of the same questions. I would like to know why Nicholas has to poop when James is napping. Why???
The poop thing is because she relaxes in bed, which relaxes her body....even her bottom! :-) Keira was (and is) the same way, and so is Luke.
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